I am sorry... I know I shouldn't judge but I can't help it! Oh.. actually, I don't care because I think it is a live show!! They wanted my attention.
Awkward 1 : The muscular guy flirting.
I can see it! You've got your biceps bro! No need to sit right in front of my face, pulling your sleeve to your shoulder, lifting I-don't-care-how-many-kg dumbbell with a weirdo smile trying to make eye contact with me. That is a TURN OFF you loser! Nak show off pun agak-agak la wehh~ I pretend like he is invisible while trying so hard to not to laugh my ass off.
Errr... handsome macam ni pun aku tetap tak terpikat kalau cara kau approach macam ni.
You look stupid man! Thas is not sexy.
A plump girl wearing very short and tight
pasar malam pants, with a very tight shirt. I can tell her size(s) with my eyes. Wrong size shoes with knee length socks and two high ponytails. Well, I didn't start the judging part except when she started 'mengangkang' widely in the middle of the gym. OMG! I regret I saw that (Your V shape). Yucks! Extremely obscene! I leave the rest to your imagination guys. Oh ya! There was once she was running on the treadmill and trying to chat with me. That was the first and last. Every time I saw her, I pretend I never met her in my entire life. Buat-buat tak kenal.
Awkward 3: Every-six-minutes-six-pack-abs-checker
Muscle does not grow in six minutes bro! Especially when you still have almost 6 inches of fat layer on your abs.Oh wait! Is that abs or crumpled balooon? I am sick with your belly show through the mirror. DON'T DO THAT PLEASE! Aku rasa nak angkat barbell 20 kg jer dan hayun kat kepala dia macam Thor menghayun tukul. Pastu kibas habuk daripada tangan. Done!
Awkward 4: Combat WEIRDO.
Doing jab and hook while jumping/running around the training room. The weird part is : his fist is not even closed. He looks more like a boy playing superman. The only difference is, this 'boy' has hairy leg. Very close! I mean close to retarded. I can't stand it when your sweat splashed on my face when you do your-kind-of-jab. Ewwwww!!! Gross!!
There is always that one person in the gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.Bro. Calm. The. F*ck. Down.
p/s: Aku pun pakai barangan pasar malam juga. Cuma bukan seluar pendek tahap nampak c***p yang buat anda kelihatan seperti bersenam di lorong haji taib/ chow kit road. Oh please...
Ahh~ sape baca habis?