Wednesday, 23 January 2013

My Wedding


No no no no! I am not married!
I mean the wedding dream I have. :)
I am not married. I am single and I am not looking.
I am not planning to get married soon either.
This post is just an imaginary light of my bulb from Prince of Noob enty.
Anyway, thanks Prince of Noob for selecting me as one of your contest winner.
I got 8GPenDrive! I joined because I need a pendrive but I am too lazy to go out and buy.

Nowadays, marriage is like one of the nightmares of boys in terms of money. If they get a high demand or 'that kind' of lady, they might end up in debts. I did not know that some idiots really fall into debts due to a lady. OKAY! I am sorry.. that was too harsh.
What I am trying to say is... please spend within your mean.

The money you spent for the wedding won't determine the happiness of your marriage. It is the blessing from your parent and family that will determine your happiness
(I hope this is not so wrong statement)
For me, I would prefer a very simple wedding. The one that I can only imagine.
Yes! I can only imagine and dream because I know it will not happen in real life.
I can't ignore my family's desire after all.

[My dream wedding]

Wedding in the church - attended by my mom and my siblings and very very very very close friends only. No decorations, no grand entrace and all the stupid nonsense. Just read the vows and sign the agreement. I don't want to attend the wasting time wedding course in the church for months before wedding day. Just give me the manual book. I will read it religiously.
After signing papers and announced as husband and wife. We will have dinner with the attendees ONLY. I hate fake smiles to those people I don't really know especially those who never FEED me before. I don't give a damn to what they think and what they say as if they feed me when I am hungry or be there when I was in trouble. Who da fap you are to judge me how I live my life? Fapoff!
Why I don't invite my friends? I believe real friends are understanding. If they love me and understand me well enough, they won't get mad because I did not invite them officially.
[Real friends come without invitation]
After the dinner, I will have my honey moon somewhere else. (Oh Len! I didn't know you wanted honeymoon).
(Of course within my capacity of spending)


Men are not ATM machine. Women are not a man's slave.
I always believe that marriage is a good thing.


Ahhh... I get headache talking about this.
So, my about this entry stop here.
Bye.


Oh ya! Aku TAK SUKA kempen turunkan harga hantaran. Come on!
KEMPEN!!?
KEMPEN!!?
KEMPEN!!?
Hey man, jangan la mintak orang turunkan harga. Work harder! Work better!!
Ni semua nak free, nak murah nak senang tapi tak nak kerja keras untuk dapat kehidupan yang lebih baik untuk generasi korang. Korang bising sangat sebab takde duet kan?
Siap nak ekmpen bagai tapi merokok taknak berhenti.

Pas kahwin korang pulak yang cepat mati sebab kuat merokok, kalau kaya raya insurance berbillion takpe. Ni mati, tinggal hutang kat anak bini. tak pasal-pasal menjanda dengan beberapa anak.
Yang mati senangla.. yang masih hidup? Naya kat perempuan...

Please.. stop smoking and don't get pissed off because of me. ;p



12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Terus buat post wedding ;)

Apapun kami harap anda dapat pasangan yang baik itu yang penting Len.

Good luck.

Len Inouie said...

Hahaha...

plain83 said...

aku singgah nak tepuk tangan jer "clap clap clap".. XD

Jna marcello said...

Len let WE pray for US!
=D

hahahah (nakk jugakk)

Encik H said...

eh mana part kissing Len? hahahaha

biasa aku tengok dalam tv tu, kalau kawen kat church diorang akan kissing lepas declare perkahwinan..memang wajib camtu ea?

boni kacak said...

hurm.. okeh.. saya akan stop smoking.. sekarang ni dalam usaha.. please support me.. :)

Len Inouie said...

Plain: hahah...tepuk tangan pulak. Aish.. x sempat nk wat cover la sejak akhir2 ni (padahal dah bertahun pon)

Jna: OH yeah~

Encik H: Dlm kristian, kissing, pegang2 tangan atau seks sebelum kahwin sebenarnya HARAM. Tapi kissing pas kena umum husband n wife tu sebab dengan anggapan (dan harapan) pasangan tu tak pernah kiss. That kiss patut jadi first kiss for that couple. Tp kiss pas declare kahwin tu tak wajib..ada yang malu nak kiss depan org ramai. Tapi orang ramai paksa. Hohohoh..

Boni: ye.. boni. kalau nak berhenti merokok, Len bagi full support. !!! Good luck!

Anonymous said...

Owh baru aku tau Kiss depan orang tu adat jeeh lepas announce husband and wife? Sama macam upacara batalkan air wudhuk ?


Len Inouie said...

yup!lebih kurang batalkan air wudhuk.

Anonymous said...

Tu dalam mazhab Syafie Kalau Mazhab Maliki tak batal wudhuk suami isteri ni melaikan kalau ada syahwat..

Tapi seriusly nak bfrench kiss depan orang ramai malu syeh. Gila ape nak kena tunjuk benda camni depan orang lol. Cium pipi udah ler Len.

Len Inouie said...

adeh.. melampau la bfrenchkiss2 plak.
adoi..

Wenwink Kidu.Duki said...

hmmm i want the same thing ging...